Companies have become so lazy, they don’t even produce jingles anymore. They just score them out on the side of their product and expect you to grab three of your friends from the barbershop to make it audible.
As you can see, there is no play button on this package so if you want to hear the anthem you are going to have to sing it yourself [on TikTok].
Oatly is a lazy company that makes horse milk for people. According to their jingle, there is a hyphen in their name, but as you can plainly see, there is no motherfucking hyphen anywhere. I guess they put it in there to make it work with the melody. There’s also no exclamation mark and it’s not an anthem, so the carton is very misleading. Who are the ad wizards responsible for this?
There’s a few good versions of the Oatly theme available on YouTube. This one’s probably the best, but you came here for the Los Doggies version, because nobody does it like the Doggies do.
You could also make it work by singing, “Ho-ly Oat-ly Ho-ly Oat-ly Oh!”
Between bail-outs, shrinkflation, silent jingles, and ESG scores, it’s almost like corporations don’t even care about making money anymore. They’re merely in it for the propaganda. Now, why would these globalist mega-corporations be pushing a radical new form of Marxism? I have no idea!
One day milk cartons will actually be digital and have play buttons on the side, but they’ll probably play ads. In my day, we displayed the victims of Satanic cults on the side of our milk cartons.
Joe Rogan drinks Oatly. So does Seabiscuit. If I’m at the store and I see a cheaper, larger, equine version of a product, I’ll usually opt for that.
