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Chromatic Melodies

I like chromatic melodies, especially when they descend in tuplets. It can be mystical like a mystic cave, mundane as playground song, or silly and sad like a Catholic carnival.

Let’s take a look at Willow Smith’s “Whip My Hair”. This song features a highly-sexualized celebrity daughter whipping shots of paint into the faces of her classmates. In other words: it’s a little too racy to feature on this blog, which is far more concerned with eroticizing language.

whip it

“Whip My Hair” is a kind of playground song with a chromatic hook in the key of A minor. Chromatics closely mimic the tonality of human speech which jumps up and down in small intervals. Even without the lyrics, the melody has a mocking quality with the repetitive echo and the chromatic descent.

moogleThis next example from the RPG classic Final Fantasy VI is more like it. This melody descends chromatically in triplets.

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Full Song

The 7/8 theme “Another World of Beasts” was composed by game master of melodies Nobuo Uematsu—the Beethoven to Koji Kondo’s Mozart. The chromatic triplets resolve on certain “sweet notes” of an Eb Harmonic Minor scale, from the fifth to the third to the seventh back to the fifth.

warp whistleKoji Kondo uses the downward chromatic tuplet in Super Mario Bros. 3 for the Warp Whistle melody. This short solo flute figure has a mystical flavor, similar to the Final Fantasy example, like a warping wind that sweeps your sprite into the clouds (which look suspiciously like white bushes).

The chromatic melody has a lazy kinda sound like the end of a sentence that lands on the gentle sigh of a period. Depending on tonal context, it can sound whimsical, childish, or otherworldly. Can you think of any chromatic hooks? Do they descend in tuplets? If so, put them in the comments below.

Morse Code

Morse Code is in G. It’s a minimalist monotonal music that relies on rhythm for comprehension. Drag your cursor over the black stemmed noteheads.

The Morse G can be played in two lengthsthe quaver (1/8 note ) and the semiquaver (1/16 note), or dit and dah. Try spelling out some of these words. Don’t forget to rest, one dit’s worth between every note, three dit’s worth between each letter, and five between words.



Do The Wart

There is an unnamed melody which everyone knows in their heart of hearts, heard in the mind’s ear, appearing in variations from Pop and Classical to Nintendo. Let’s call this melody the “Wart Melody” after the villainous frog: King Wart.

In 1988’s Super Mario Bros. 2, the agile Luigi takes on final boss Wart while his haunting 8-bit theme plays in the background. The frog-king’s chamber is designed for intimidation: walls lined with Phanto masks, never-before-seen tiles on the ceiling and ground, and a dream machine in the center that spits out crit-hitting vegetables.

Like many Halloween movie themes (such as Halloween), Wart’s Theme evokes the spooky by using adjacent Minor Keys. Listen to the bustling bassline separately to identify the switch from G Minor down to F# Minor.


Click to hear bass solo


And the melody up top is a series of Minor Sixes chromatically descending in parallel.


Click to listen to Wart’s Theme

The chromatic melody avoids dissonance by passing through just as the bass does in speedy horizontal movement, and resolving into a Minor Seventh chord (G Bb [from the bass] D F [in the melody]). The voices are inverted Minor Thirds (Major Six) and along with the chromatic movement add to the overall spookiness of Wart’s Halloweenesque Theme.

The Los Doggies song “Buddha Thompson” utilizes this melody in fakebook form. The harmonic movement found in the descending Natural Minor key (i VII VI) is known as an Andalusian Cadence.


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Instead of the modernist polytonality found in Wart’s Theme, we have a flattened-out diatonic version of the melody, a cliche found in countless songs and honored here in “Buddha Thompson”. The composer of Wart’s Theme is Koji Kondo, and along with game designer Mr. Miyamoto, he is named directly in the 2nd line.

When I was an Andalusian cadence yes and how I played yes on the busky streets yes in minor in mind in me a cover of Tales by Yes and yes I said yes I will Yes…

Variations on Wart’s Theme:
“Tales” by Yes
“Dunkirk” by Camel (Full Song)
“Vital Transformation” by Mahavishnu Orchestra

Can you think of more songs that sound like this melody? Put them in the comments below. It’s no coincidence that the only examples I could think of were Prog and Mario as Mario is Prog.

Off-beat

Did you ever notice how clock time is counted on the wrong beats? It goes “tick-tock” when it should go “tock-tick”, like drums do. In the popular drum beat, the lower tone kick drum is played on the One, while the higher tone snare drum on the Two. Boom pah, boom boom pah, not pah boom, va-va-voom.

It’s as if Father Time’s daily meter has been shifted off one beat—a truly off-beat. We seem to be missing a moment, like when the Pope casually killed 11 days off the Gregorian Calendar. We are always trying to catch up to the future and the past by clocking into the present, yet we find ourselves living in a borrowed beat from another bar—the famous quarter-beat delay of consciousness. Tock-tick? What is this folk jam with downbeats all around? You would make a hoedown of the day’s ballad?

Pcch boom, pcch boom.

 

Similarly, the heart beat goes “lub dub” and not “dub lub.” Where did this missing proto beat disappear to? Did somebody turn the beat around, and forget to turn it back? We begin life on an upbeat, but we’re not sure how we got up there.

And yet if down-beat feel is the most natural to us, why does Pop Music feel so good to be uppity on the up-beats? Is it a kind of music therapy that turns our downs upside-down? What is it about the stomp-clap stomp-stomp-clap pattern of “We Will Rock You” that is so primal it’s featured at every sporting event, yet seems to conflict with the inverted pattern we find in the heart beat and clock-time? Four-on-the-Floor music found in Electronic Dance and the recent explosion of retro Folk, will challenge any notion of a tick and a tock, by refusing to count to 4, and just counting 1 over and over, but as long as there is Rock and Pop and Pop-Rock, drummers will be required to reverse our common notions of time and dub-a-lub, set the tempo at 60 Bpm, for 21,600 measures a day; that’s the 4/4 life.

Popular Songs that Use the Tick-Tock Beat:
Radio Friendly Unit Shifter” by Nirvana
“Birthday” by The Beatles
“Birdhouse in Your Soul” by They Might Be Giants
“Party Poison” by My Chemical Romance
“Comin’ Home” by Hum

Can you think of more songs with this beat? Please write them in the comments section below.

We Jammin’

There is a severe lack of improvisation in this world, in music and in life. Each day is scripted, habitual, routine, indistinguishable from the day before and the day after. The tide comes in, and the tide comes out. We march through eternity: left right left, death life death. Everything has happened once before, at least once before, but usually a million times before. I preplan everything I ever say on the rehearsal stage of my mind and have a bad habit of repeating myself like an old man deep into his anecdotage. Did I ever tell you about that time where that thing happened to me? The answer is always a polite and resounding “yes.”

Repetition vs. Variation
Music is a constant balance between repetition and variation. Too much repetition and music gets boring really fast. Too much variation and the listener ceases to care. Compare the 4/4 even-steven beat of a Pop song, with a Classical movement that ebbs and flows, dynamically dancing from theme to theme.

A big reason people can’t get into Jazz is because there is nothing to hold onto, just a steady-stream noodley salad of notes. Bitches Brew by Miles Davis is a milestone jam album of Jazz Fusion, but there is very little full band improvisation, and minimal communication between the different players playing on top of each other; they just happen to be playing in the same tempo at the same time. And Miles himself overdubbed all of his parts in post-production, after the music had already happened. The songs fade in and out, but the beginnings and endings of a jam are often the most improvised moments due to the lack of a steady beat. What people remember about this album is the rubato opening of the the title track: Ba-da Ba-da Ba-da Ba-da Ba-da…Bwaaaaaaaa!

Do Jazz musicians ever really improvise? The individual soloists may improvise somewhat, but most of it is pretty formulaic. A set groove in a set key with a lead soloist playing what they’ve already practiced beforehand. Jam Bands are the same way. They have a set part in a song with set chords for the soloist to play over. Maybe the rhythm will change and everyone will join in, but that’s about it. Maybe they’ll leave the amount of jamming open-ended, but they eventually return to the head, back to the chorus, never really exploring the unknown. Of course, Classical Music banned improvisation along with the Devil’s interval back in the Middle Ages.

The classic Classic Rock jam on “Light My Fire” by The Doors is a long keyboard solo followed by a long guitar solo over the same 1-measure Dorian groove. The most exciting part of this jam is when the drums and guitar start lining up on “the hits”—a series of triplets and bends (Example 1, Example 2). It’s classic and rocking, but it isn’t really improvisation. The soloist has seven possible notes to play. The diatonic scale dictates a limited number of combinations of these notes into phrases. The drums are going to go: boom-pah boom-pah. Everyone lands on the One. All music is Dance Music.

Most songs can be absorbed in the space of a few measures if not a single measure; nothing will really change or develop over the course of 3-5 minutes. The dynamics stay the same. There is a single tonic throughout. Verse chorus verse. And the verses often sound the same as the choruses, only not as good. Where is the excitement and newness that music can offer, flowing like time eternal, born from silence, returning to the source?

Of course, repetition can be totally awesome, as in a Rock band like Nirvana that utilizes it to great effect. The sheer primal energy of their music makes up for any possible boredom one might experience from the repetitiveness of a 4-chord song (albeit 4 beautiful chords that were never quite expressed before), as well as the dynamic between quiet verses and explosive choruses. And of course when the melody and lyrics are so sonically choice, what need have you for variation? Although, I do prefer some of the early songs like “Aero Zeppelin” that follow a more prog structure, balancing repetition and variation.

Nowadays, so many popular bands play to live backing tracks, leaving no wiggle room for anything unexpected to occur. The audience is just paying to watch their favorite band play along to the studio album. It is the fear of the unknown, but also the fear of sucking. Live mistakes can be fun when handled properly. The danger of everything falling apart allows for some real brinksmanship heroics giving the band the chance to swoop in and save the day. Anything cannot happen if a band is just playing along to a metronome for a set amount of time.

I once saw Jazz-Rock trio The Slip in concert, and the guitar was making some unintentional but not entirely unpleasant electrical noises. The guitarist actually apologized to the audience, and without missing a beat, a fan next to me shouted “Every note counts!” So right you are friend. He made the show, and everyone cheered for the sentiment. I often think of your words, superphan.

The Dead vs. Phish
MKultra superstars—The Grateful Dead—were engineered to spread the CIA truth drug LSD-25 to American youth culture in order to nip the bud of a growing anti-war sentiment flowering in the 60s. They are also the first Jam Band. Many people dislike them because they never seem to go anywhere, and I can relate somewhat. If their music were represented visually, it would be a straight line that eventually stops or merges into a new straight line. Their jams are mostly the same: a repetitive 4/4 Mixolydian groove with variations coming from the meandering bass-lines, the noodling lead guitar, and accents from the double drummers. It is a long trough full of delicious dayglo noodles, perfect for zoning out to. The appeal is Jerry’s guitar soloing, the interplay between the bass, drums, keys, and guitar, and of course, Owsley’s Orange Sunshine.



Phish carried the rock improv torch, becoming the Jam Band par excellence in the 90s. Like The Dead, they mostly play in Mixolydian, although occasionally dabbling in other under-appreciated modes like good ole Lydian. They are funkier and faster than their 60s counterpart, and certainly more silly in their self-awareness. Many listeners will reject both of these bands on premise, and I can sympathize—the sound isn’t for everyone, and the hippie-jock drug culture can turn people off, but there is much that can be learned from what they both achieved with improvisation and the musical conversation between long-term bandmates.

Type I vs. Type II
A common way of expressing repetition vs. variation vis-a-vis improvisational music is to call all jamming over a set beat and chords: Type 1, while Type 2 would be the opposite where the band basically improvises an entire song on the fly. The drummer clicks off and everyone just goes for it. Or someone starts, and other voices join, and whatever happens happens. Type 2 can be rough around the edges, but that is where true improvisational greatness is discovered. Type 1 can elevate a simple song into something epic, especially for a live show, where the audience needs a little more than just hearing their favorites regurgitated note for note. Type 2 can potentially ruin a show with its badness, but it’d still be worth it.

The Grateful Dead and Phish both rely heavily on Type 1 Improv, almost exclusively. Phish plays around with Type 2 sometimes (as in The Storage Jam [their most innovative set since ’94]), but mostly uses the ends of their songs as vehicles to jam out and segue into the next song. There aren’t many bands that use Type 2, except if they are Free Jazz or Free Rock, but usually that just means they forsake the beat and tempo in favor of playing a lot of crap. They still aren’t really listening to each other; they’re talking over each other.

I would be remiss in closing if I didn’t at least mention New York jam innovators Wayne Krantz and his K3 Trio, especially their stuff from the early oughties. Using a series of physical cues, K3 was able to incorporate many Type 2 ideas into a Type 1 setting. Sudden tempo shifts and the crazy syncopated drumming of Keith Carlock make their 4/4 grooves sound endlessly fascinating. The freedom of only two melodic voices—guitar and bass—allows for various polytonalities that have never been heard before or since. It is cool, funky, and improvised—a distinctly New York city music—but they too rely on the Jazz structure of Head-Solo-Head just like Verse-Chorus-Verse. And as always, there is a clear leader in the band that ties it all together, although they come awfully close to decentralizing music into an egalitarian jamspace.

Epilogue:
So then dear reader, what do you think about the lack of jamming in music? Is all of this criticism pointless and pretentious? Should there be a place for improv in all styles of music and not just Jam music? Could Type 1 ideas be applied to every song ever to make things more interesting for a live show? Does Type 2 lend itself too readily to absolute suckyness? I love songs myself, but I’m always searching for that musica incognita that only improvisation can offer. Too often, this idea is limited to Jazz and Jam Band circles when they are probably the least likely to actually improvise.

Children of the Riddim

Music Theory tends to focus almost exclusively on harmony, and this blog is no exception, but the rhythmic dimension of music often gets the shaft. Rhythm is the means by which melody and harmony make themselves known. Rhythm may be the most important of the three when determining how to distinguish different musical genres. (Of course, it’s easier to just talk about their respective fashion styles.) Let’s face it, most music sounds the same and relies on the same 7-note diatonic scale, and so it has been for 80,000 years when the oldest bear bone flute was discovered with the same major scale finger-holes that exist today. The ‘feel’ of a musical genre is paramount for deciding whether something is funky, rocking, or jazzy, especially when they use the same scale with small melodic jumps in steps, and the same stacks of harmonies in thirds and fifths. Maybe we avoid it, because ryhthymn is so darn hard to spell.

Classical music reflects this emphasis on harmony and melody over rhythm, which is probably why it’s so boring. Beethoven is a master of all three dimensions, but where’s the drum beats? Most classical music for centuries has sounded floaty and lofty, noted for its extreme lack of interesting percussion parts. It’s almost exciting for kids who want to play snare drum in music class, until they notice there’s scarcely a notehead or two on their score containing endless bars of rest. Get used to counting, kiddies—that’s where the music lies, between the aching chasms of Cageian silence.

Much of Stravinsky’s appeal comes from his experiments with polyrhythms, but his most famous passage in “Rite of Spring” is a deliberate technical exercise much like math rock music that only seems to appeal to musicians for its cerebral character. A passage played by a genius, full of off-beats and dissonances, signifying nothing (save a Pagan sex-magick ritual).

And what of Jazz? Jazz schmazz! Ting ta-ta ting. The soloist may have got rhythm, and the drummer will drop some surprise bombs on the kick and snare, but for the most part, they are locked into an even measure as dictated by the pinging ride cymbal and the bassline walking in quarter beats.

All music is dance music, as I always say, and today this is overly apparent in the ubiquitous four-on-the-flour mentality heard in everything from indie rock to EDM. It’s all about longing for the comforting heart-beat of the mother womb, beating “lub dub lub dub”, as well as the security of the steady steed—4/4 horse beats. And that’s certainly ok. I get that—the whole Freudian thing. It’s cool and all. But there’s so much more out there, so let us turn our ears towards the consummate musical decade—the proggy fusiony rock ‘n’ roll of the early 70s.

Behold and hearken: Mahavishnu John McLaughlin and his Mahavishnu Orchestra! Below is the opening drum bar to “Vital Transformation” off the 1971 album Inner Mounting Flame (love those New Agey titles!). The beat is in 9/8, played by Billy Cobham, and is just about the tastiest thing ever. But to look at it, we will have to come face to face with the dreaded drum notation. Click on the score to play/stop.


Don’t worry if the above don’t make no sense. Nobody can make sense of this, unless they slow it down to baby-speed and count like an obsessive compulsive walking on a brick sidewalk. Follow the 1’s—they light up on the first beat of every measure. There are 4 measures total. The top Xs stand for the hi-hat, the middle Cs for the snare drum, and the low Ds for the kick drum.

What can I say about this, besides that I want to marry this drum beat? Is it dancey? Well, probably for Sherman Hemsley trippin’ on CIA-grade LSD, dancing interpretively in his Prog Room. But that sounds like a Saw death-trap for most listeners out there.

If this has inspired you to seek out non-normative rhythms, then please do listen to the full Mahavishnu song below. And if you’ve heard it all already before, then I triple-dog dare you to tap along.

“Vital Transformation” by Mahavishnu Orchestra

Have you riddim? Have you beat? Then feel free to post any exciting odd-time music in the comments below.

Sacred Fart

Stay on the farty side, always on the farty side; stay on the farty side of life.
You shall feel no pain whilst we drive you insane.