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The G6 Conspiracy

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As the government spends billions of public funds trying to blackmail you into getting an experimental shot, everyone and their grandma is now a shill, and some celebrities are having fun with it.

Mariah Carey posted this video to her Instagram recently and I’ve bothered to notate it. There is a popular “conspiracy theory” that 5G is completely harmless because it didn’t cause Covid, so someone from the Mariah team decided to make a funny joke about the note “G6” being a vaccine side effect. Lolz all around.

Indeed Mariah does sing a high G6 as she is jabbed with an experimental substance in the video below.

Vaccine side effect: G6

Big Pharma astroturf campaigns are so much fun, especially when taxpayers foot the bill. Not one artist dares to speak out. The biggest medical experiment in human history and you’re not allowed to criticize it. Van “the Man” Morrison is the only artist I know who has been consistently anti-lockdown, probably because Sir Van is already knighted and can’t be canceled. Meanwhile, the DIY anarcho-crust bands are singing the praises of Pfizer and Moderna. Dolly Parton shamelessly parodied her own song “Jolene” with “Vaccine.” Even the President is a Big Pharma whore, no matter which president you believe in.

Everyone always hated the American healthcare system, until now. These same heroic vaccine-makers are all convicted felons, guilty of fraud, lying, maiming, murder, and the biggest lawsuits in history. They caused the opioid crisis, although no one accuses me of being an “anti-drugger” for pointing that out. Suddenly, all of these evil corporations who value profits over people have found Jesus. Amen and awomen!

The social pressure to take these vaccines is unreal, and it only took a multibillion dollar taxpayer-funded indoctrination campaign to achieve it. All the guinea pigs are taking vax selfies like it’s their civic duty. New York State is rolling out vaccine passports to get into Mets games. Normally, I don’t make public comments like this (on a music blog), but this situation is really quite insane and everyone is too scared to speak out. Luckily I have so little to lose. I will die before I let the government coerce me to take an aspirin, let alone an experimental gene therapy.

Dear reader, there is no reason to take these vaccines. They do not prevent infection or transmission. They only treat mild symptoms for a disease with a survival rate over 99.9% for most of the population. These vaccines were rushed out in a year and are not FDA-approved. Even if you get vaxxed, you will still have to muzzle up like the rest of us untouchables. The New Normal and the Great Reset aren’t going away because you sacrificed your bodily liberty. Of course, they will blame any future outbreaks on “anti-vaxxers” and not “leaky vaccines.” We’re headed for a full-on apartheid society with a permanent underclass, all controlled by the Big Tech social credit system. This ain’t some conspiracy. It’s all unfolding right now. They won’t let us out of our cages just because we do whatever they tell us. This nightmare will only end when we stop complying.

Huey

The Jogger

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Red-Winged Blackbird

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Everyone in America has heard the song of the red-winged blackbird. It’s one of those birds that sounds like a dial-up modem. Back in the old days, you had to fire up the internet and it played sweet electronic music like a chorus of annoying birds. Now the internet is always on and it sucks. The normies got to it, just like they get to everything. But they’ll never get to me!

The blackbird has red epaulets like a fancy soldier boy. He puffs them up whenever he’s about to sing. His song is usually transcribed as “conk-a-ree,” “conk-la-ree,” “o-ka-lee,” or to some esoteric ears as “gug-lug-gee.”



It begins on the “conk” which is a low whistley D, followed by the “la” which is actually two quick notes up to the Eb and down to the Ab, and finally, there’s the “ree” which is a trill of high F’s.

A century or so ago, F. Schuyler Mathews wrote a musical field guide for birds. This was before sonograms, so everything is notated in classic sheet music style. He’s basically me, but way more awesome. He notates the blackbird’s song thusly:

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To be sure, the fellow is pardonably flat at times, and then again distressingly sharp, but on the whole the music is intelligible, welcome, and even inspiring, for it is a joyous announcement that spring is at hand. (Field Book of Wild Birds and Their Music by F. Schuyler Mathews)

Mathews notates the blackbird in a minor triad (third inversion). This is a much more musically generous notation, not sciency like my notation above. I believe in science myself, but others, not so much. They’d prefer a bird who could accompany them on acoustic guitar. Picture these poor bastards going camping and trying to transpose their Kum Ba Yahs to nature’s score where the loudest, most annoying animal wins.

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The red-winged blackbird isn’t the species that Paul McCartney had in mind for The Beatles song “Blackbird.” Nor was it the Eurasian blackbird that would’ve been common on the English countryside where Sir Paul grew up. No, “Blackbird” is actually about a black woman. Who knew? I guess it makes up for all the times the lads were caught sieg heiling just for funsies.

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An Hadouken

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An hadouken is the classic fireball from Street Fighter II: Double Turbo Champion Hyper Alpha Little Fiery Celebrity Home Edition. Now that was a good game.

At my local comic store L & S, there was a line stretching out the door to play the arcade coin-op of SF2. I used to grab a slice at Pizzalino’s and wait on line for hours just to get my ass kicked by a guy who dressed like Guile. He wore camo pants and was also in the army. We called him Guile, and he exclusively used Guile. But for me, it was always Ryu (don’t you dare pronounce it “Ree-YOO”) and his blue hadouken.

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Surprisingly, I haven’t notated an hadouken yet on this blog. What strikes me most is just how high-pitched it is. I can barely hit the “dou.”


 

The first note is somewhere around a low C, then jumps up a minor seventh to a Bb, and bends down a minor third to a G. Minor thirds seem to be a popular choice when throwing fireballs. Sagat also yells a minor third for his tiger shot.

There were endless sub-sequels to Street Fighter II, so much that it got ridiculous. The third Street Fighter still hasn’t come out yet, much like World War III. Or did that happen already?